VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

It’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature

by TEJ | Apr 12, 2020 | In the News Humor | 5 Comments

In yet another journalistic first, the Award-Winning View from the Bleachers was able to get an exclusive interview with celebrated environmental advocate, Mother Nature. According to her, the Coronavirus is the best thing to happen to planet earth since the invention of the electric car or the Clapper.

According to Google, I am a Terrible Person

by TEJ | Apr 6, 2020 | Pop culture humor | 9 Comments

I used to think I was a pretty good person – a decent husband and a parent who tried to set a good model for my kids. All that changed when I did a Google search on my name. Wow, from what I found out about myself, I appear to have done some horrible things.

Important Coronavirus Safety Update from View from the Bleachers

by TEJ | Mar 30, 2020 | In the News Humor | 9 Comments

Here at View from the Bleachers, I, along with the dozens of illegal immigrants that mow my lawn, take the health and safety of each VFTB reader seriously. That’s why I wanted to share some of the extra precautionary measures we’re taking for your safety. But if you do something boneheaded like stick a fork in a live outlet, that’s on you. Don’t come whining to me.

Today in Sports – Coronavirus Edition

by TEJ | Mar 24, 2020 | Fun and Leisure Humor | 9 Comments

Just because, thanks to the Coronavirus, there’s no baseball, basketball, hockey, football, NASCAR, Olympics, soccer, golf, horse racing, boxing, cycling, bowling, gymnastics, figure skating, curling or Australian Rules shuffleboard to talk about, that doesn’t mean there’s no sports to report. Not by a long shot!

Medical Experts Fear Trump May Have the Coronavirus

by TEJ | Mar 15, 2020 | Political humor | 4 Comments

There is increasing evidence that President Trump may have been infected by the Coronavirus. Americans are cautioned to avoid any contact with the President and for Trump supporters to stay at home – at least until after the election.

My Heroic Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery

by TEJ | Mar 9, 2020 | Lifestyles humor | 9 Comments

The doctor told me the odds of my survival and a full recovery were barely 999 chances out of a thousand. But I decided to go forward with the knee replacement procedure anyway. I guess I was feeling lucky. God must have been with me that day, because miraculously, I somehow pulled through. This is a true story of my epic ordeal.