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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
BREAKING HEALTH ALERT: Ice Cream Declared Superfood — Kale Classified as Biohazard
The year is 2037. In a stunning reversal of decades of dietary guidelines, the FDA announced today that foods like pizza, cheeseburgers, and double-fudge sundaes are not only not bad for you but may actually be “nutritional unicorns.” Read the shocking findings in this VFTB Exclusive.
COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable
Every month it seems there is a new COVID variant, more contagious than any preceding it. Read what you should do to help avoid getting it. Oh, who are we kidding? Of course, you’ll come down with it. – unless you move to Antarctica. Good luck finding a Starbucks there.
Strategies to Stretch Your Dollar as Prices Surge
Unless you’re a hermit living in a tent in the forest, you have no doubt noticed that the cost of gasoline, groceries, and dining out has gone through the stratosphere. There appears to be no end in sight to the price hikes. So, my immediate recommendation for cost savings is to seriously consider becoming a hermit living in a tent in the forest.
The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to shed the pounds? Did you commit to avoiding carbs completely for the past two months, only to discover you gained three pounds? YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! Read the latest miracle solution to all your fitness problems, from VFTB Enterprises.
I Surrender (And Please Don’t Delete My Vacation Photos from My Phone)
One thing is for sure about AI. It’s going to radically change the way we learn, work, and play. From healthcare to science to how we drive, AI is the biggest game changer in history. So, what could possibly go wrong? Just in case AI takes over the world, I plan to be the first in line to say, “AI, YOU WIN!”
The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs
As an amateur paleontologist, I recently uncovered several astonishing facts about those ancient giant thunder lizards that scientists have been strangely reluctant to publish. Until now. Read about nine surprising dinosaur facts you probably never knew.
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- The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
- I Surrender (And Please Don’t Delete My Vacation Photos from My Phone)
- The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs
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