VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

I HATE SNAKES!

by TEJ | Nov 12, 2022 | Fun and Leisure Humor | 1 Comment

Let me make this crystal clear. I HATE SNAKES. I cannot think of a single redeeming thing about them. Okay, well, maybe one thing. I learned that some snakes actually like to eat other snakes. Why do I hate them so much? Well, they just creep me out. They don’t have any fur, no legs, not even eyelids. What’s that all about? Read why snakes and I will never peacefully co-exist.

Our Adoption Story

by TEJ | Nov 1, 2022 | Parenting and Family humor | 8 Comments

This is the true story of how our family came to be, when my wife and I decided to start a family by adopting from China – twice.

Trump Exposes Obama’s Long History of Scandals

by TEJ | Sep 25, 2022 | Political humor | 3 Comments

In a special message to the American people, America’s 45th president decided it’s time to set the record straight, by sharing some stunning revelations about our nation’s 44th president. Trump insisted he’s only doing it because he loves America.

What You Should Know About Pickleball, America’s Favorite Sport

by TEJ | Sep 17, 2022 | Fun and Leisure Humor | 7 Comments

In the past three years, it seems like everybody is taking up the sport of pickleball – including me. So, I thought you might want a quick primer on what you’re missing and what you need to know in case you were curious what all the buzz is about. The first thing you need to know is this: You must be old – VERY old – to play.

Put Down Your Dumbbell – Exercise Your Smart Bell Instead

by TEJ | Aug 28, 2022 | In the News Humor | 1 Comment

I am never going to exercise again. Ever! From now on, I will just think about it. That’s because a new study reveals that just thinking of exercising can have the same effects as actually hitting the gym. Game changer!

Stuck in an Endless Tech Support Loop

by TEJ | Aug 13, 2022 | Computers and Technology humor | 4 Comments

I had a few tech support questions. I found the CONTACT US page on the company’s website. It gave me several options to choose from to get immediate assistance. I guess by “immediate” assistance, they meant sometime before the next full moon.