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New Yorkers Harassed by Suspicious Foreigner Attempting to Say Hello
This just in: An elderly Nebraska man visiting New York City has been accused of terrorizing New Yorkers on their way to work. Eye witness accounts indicate he’s been spotted approaching people minding their own business and saying things like, “Hello” and “Nice weather we’re having today, eh?”
The Best Job in the World
Recently, someone asked me to describe my ideal job. For me it would have to be Steve Hartman’s job. He literally has THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD – well, okay maybe second after playing with pandas. His job is to find angels among us and share their stories.
Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism
Senior Trump Administration officials held a press conference today to clarify what the Trump Administration now considers “an act of domestic terrorism.” Most Americans have nothing to worry about – just so long as they voted for Trump in the last election – or invested heavily in Trump’s crypto coin, that is.
My New Year’s Resolutions – According to AI
I have always struggled coming up with meaningful, achievable goals for the new year. I usually set the bar way too high and end up bailing on my resolutions – but in my defense, rarely before the third week of January. So, this year, I decided to use the power of AI to help me come up with my goals. It apparently mistook me for someone who is highly motivated to get off the couch.
The Interrogation
This week I try my hand at detective fiction writing. It’s the story of a hard-nosed, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed but brilliant detective named Drake Marlboro, who is trying to crack a case involving a middle-aged suburban guy with a receding hairline who professes to write a weekly humor blog. But his story just doesn’t add up
The Most Hated Font
As someone who pretends to be a writer (translation: I have a laptop and opinions), I take the craft seriously. Before you write a single word of your Great American Novel, you must first answer one critical question: What font should I use? But there’s one font that has been mocked, maligned, and metaphorically tarred and feathered more than any other: Comic Sans.
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