VIEW from the BLEACHERS
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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
My International Family is Now Even More International
My family is very international. That’s because, I’m the only native-born American in my nuclear family. My wife is from Canada. And we adopted both of our now-adult daughters from China. But recently, my family became even more international. That’s because I have also two amazing nephews from Pakistan.
My Treasure Trove Revealed on Antiques Roadshow
Bad Bunny Isn’t the Only Foreigner Who Hates America
I have to speak out. I watched the 2026 Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny – if that’s even his real name. And Mr. Bunny refused – REFUSED – to sing a single song in English. Not one. But he’s not the only alien that hates America.
New Yorkers Harassed by Suspicious Foreigner Attempting to Say Hello
This just in: An elderly Nebraska man visiting New York City has been accused of terrorizing New Yorkers on their way to work. Eye witness accounts indicate he’s been spotted approaching people minding their own business and saying things like, “Hello” and “Nice weather we’re having today, eh?”
The Best Job in the World
Recently, someone asked me to describe my ideal job. For me it would have to be Steve Hartman’s job. He literally has THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD – well, okay maybe second after playing with pandas. His job is to find angels among us and share their stories.
Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism
Senior Trump Administration officials held a press conference today to clarify what the Trump Administration now considers “an act of domestic terrorism.” Most Americans have nothing to worry about – just so long as they voted for Trump in the last election – or invested heavily in Trump’s crypto coin, that is.
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