VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

Don’t Blame Me for My Bad Behavior. It’s My Wife’s Fault

by TEJ | Jun 4, 2024 | Parenting and Family humor, Political humor | 4 Comments

The Bible has so many useful life lessons. Like the story of Adam and Eve. Turns out, when Eve goaded Adam into eating that forbidden apple, God banished them from the Garden of Eden. The lesson from this story is clear: Adam may have screwed up, but technically, it was really mostly Eve’s fault.

Tips for American Tourists in Pakistan

by TEJ | May 18, 2024 | Fun and Leisure Humor, Pop culture humor | 3 Comments

Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky

by TEJ | May 4, 2024 | Lifestyles humor | 2 Comments

Seattle, Washington recently had a major scare that took place in the sky over the city that sent shockwaves through the citizens of “Rain City.” This is how the terrifying event was covered by one local newscast.

My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech

by TEJ | Apr 26, 2024 | Lifestyles humor | 2 Comments

Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem

by TEJ | Apr 13, 2024 | Pop culture humor | 1 Comment

Dear Country Music, I’m writing to you because, I think it’s time we had a serious chat. You see, I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, and I’m starting to worry about you. I think you may have a drinking problem. Now hear me out and don’t get defensive.