The Best Job in the World

The Best Job in the World

This is journalist Steve Hartman of CBS News. If I could wave a wand and create the perfect job for me, it would be HIS JOB – sharing the true-life stories of average, everyday people going to extraordinary lengths to help out other good people in need.

A few years ago, someone asked me whether I had any heroes. Answer: Fred Rogers (“Mr. Rogers”). He preached the values of kindness, empathy, and finding the good in every person. I even wrote about why I viewed him as my hero.

More recently, someone asked me to describe my ideal career. I’m retired but if I still wanted to be working, my ideal position would be Steve Hartman’s job. He literally has THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD – well, okay maybe second after playing with pandas.

Who is Steve Hartman and what is his job? He’s a journalist for CBS News. Since 2011, he has hosted a weekly segment on the CBS Evening News called On the Road. His role is to share stories of good people helping other folks in need. I see his job as looking for evidence that angels are present among us and then going about to prove their existence in the form of extraordinarily selfless individuals – week after week after week.

You probably have never heard of any of the people Steve talks about in his stories. He sits down with janitors, middle school teachers, autistic kids, firefighters, bus drivers, elderly shut-ins, and people of all ages and backgrounds grappling with some of the challenges of life. Many are from middle- and lower-income families from the heartland of America. And in every story, he discovers everyday people doing incredibly magnanimous acts of kindness and compassion to help someone in their community who is trying, with difficulty, to find their place in the world.

Layla meets a real-life Cinderella at a wedding and the two have become best friends. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

Layla meets a real-life Cinderella at a wedding and the two have become best friends. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

There is the story of Layla and Olivia. Layla was a five-year-old autistic girl who was afraid to talk to anyone other than immediate family. But she loved Cinderella. Then she met Cinderella in person one day in the park. It turned out that the person Layla thought was Cinderella was actually Olivia Sparks, a heavy equipment operator, who was wearing a white “princess” dress on her wedding day.

Layla thought Olivia was Cinderella, in her beautiful gown. And Olivia decided to play along – even though it was her wedding day. The two became fast friends, and Olivia eventually launched a Go-Fund-Me campaign to send Layla to meet “the real Cinderella” – at Disneyland.

Or the story of Wade Milyard, a retired police officer in Frederick, MD. While still a cop, he went to a homeless encampment, responding to a domestic dispute. He saw the worn and dirty clothes everywhere and asked the couple, “How do you do your laundry?” “We wash it in the creek,” they responded – a heavily polluted creek. This inspired him to purchase a truck and convert it into a traveling laundromat, which to this day he drives to homeless communities and does their laundry for free. He just wanted to do a small part to take some of the burden off the lives of people living in dire circumstances.

Eighth Grader Jarmarion Styles was born with no hands and almost no arms. But the basketball coach let him join the team anyway. And then a miracle happened. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

Eighth Grader Jarmarion Styles (#2 in the front row) was born with no hands and almost no arms. But the basketball coach let him join the team anyway. And then a miracle happened. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

Or the story of Jamarion Styles, a fourteen-year-old boy from Boca Raton, FL, who kept getting rejected when he tried to play basketball in the playground with the other kids. Why? Because he didn’t possess hands. But he was determined to play, despite his disability. So, in eighth grade, he asked his middle school’s basketball coach to give him a tryout. The coach was so impressed by Jamarion’s relentless positivity and determination that he picked him for the team. And when he finally got a chance to play, he sank a three-pointer… and another three-pointer… at the buzzer – all thanks to a coach who believed in him.

Or the story of Francis Aproku, a custodian at James Madison High School in Vienna, VA. He had very little savings. But he worked tirelessly for years to save enough money to send some back to his family in Ghana. Several boys on the school’s football team became friends with Francis and casually asked him one day, “If you could have one thing that might seem impossible, what would it be?” He told them “a Jeep Wrangler” – never actually giving this pipe dream a second thought. Several months later, the boys had raised enough money to buy him the very car of his dreams. He was so overwhelmed by their kindness, he collapsed in tears of joy, in utter disbelief that people could be so kind.

Molly Schaeffer struggled with social anxiety disorder and isolated herself from all her classmates at high school. But eventually she found a remarkable way to make a connection – through painting portraits of her classmates. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

Molly Schaeffer struggled with social anxiety disorder and isolated herself from all her classmates at high school. But eventually she found a remarkable way to make a connection – through painting portraits of her classmates. From On the Road with Steve Hartman.

Or the time Molly Schaeffer of Waunakee, WI decided to do something to overcome her emotionally crippling social anxiety disorder. Over the years, she had become increasingly isolated, all but invisible to most of her classmates. But rather than feel sorry for herself, she attempted to connect with her classmates in a most unusual way – by devoting over 600 hours painting 44 individual portraits of her classmates. She presented them her portraits at the end of the year, leaving all of them speechless, in awe of her talent and generosity. This began an entirely new chapter in her life, gaining new friendships she never had before.

Since 2011, Steve Hartman has produced several hundred On the Road segments, most of them about three minutes long. You can see some of them here. He has, to my mind, the greatest job in the world: meeting everyday people who have performed extraordinary acts of determination, selflessness, compassion, and love, to help others around them who are struggling. And he gets to share these inspirational stories with the world.

In preparing for this piece, I wanted to learn a little bit more about Steve Hartman the person. He has been married to his wife Andrea for 34 years (as of 2025). They live in Catskill, New York and have three children. One of them has autism. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Hartman was an Eagle Scout in high school. Friends who know Hartman well describe him as compassionate, authentic, and an exceptional storyteller who listens patiently and finds joy in life’s small moments. And every day, he gets to travel across America in search of angels among us, to share their remarkable stories and to remind us that if you look close enough, you just might discover that there are generous people doing good deeds all over the world.

It sounds like they found the perfect person to do this important work – the Best Job in the World.

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My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer

My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer

Throughout my life, I’ve held a variety of jobs – from Sales Director to Director of Sales and everything in between. Given the chance, I could have been a superstar selling advertising, life insurance or legal research to anyone from astronauts to Aborigines, had my employers not fired me for poor performance and incompetence. So, you can imagine my excitement when I recently heard about an opening that sounded right up my alley: Working the BINGO booth at our local county fair.

When word got to me that a local non-profit needed help with the fair’s BINGO operations, I knew I was the perfect candidate. When the BINGO Boss man called, I was totally prepared. I had updated my resume to reflect relevant skills that made me uniquely qualified for this challenge – most notably that I was adept – even under pressure – at differentiating most letters from numbers.   

I was surprised at how few questions the recruiter posed during the interview. His opening pitch was, “Are you willing to work the BINGO booth at the fair this weekend?” From the get-go, I picked up on serious buying signals. Not to appear immodest, but I am a tenacious negotiator. I asked him what the base salary was. He said there was no salary. I interpreted that to mean it was commission-only. No problem, I thought. That just means the sky’s the limit.

I asked about stock options, how the health insurance plan worked, whether the job came with a matching 401K and when I’d be eligible for my four weeks of vacation. In the end, we reached what I feel was a fair compromise: No salary, vacation, stock options or health coverage. But I wrangled free entrance to the entire fairgrounds – including behind-the-scenes access to the rabbits exhibit and the tractor pull competition.    (more…)

Job Opening: Do you have what it takes to be al Qaeda’s new Number 2?

Job Opening: Do you have what it takes to be al Qaeda’s new Number 2?

[Author’s note: Recently, Al Qaeda’s #2 in command was killed in a drone strike. This makes him the fourth Al Qaeda #2 to be taken out in the past 18 months. In the interest of casting a wider net for possible replacement candidates, the terrorist organization posted a Help Wanted ad on Craig’s List this week. Check it out here. – tej] 

#1 Terrorist Organization in the World looking for #2 in Command to lead us into the 13th Century (Tora Bora, Afghanistan)

Date: 2012-06-20, 10:08 PM ADT (Afghanistan Daylight Time)

Do you like to lead people? Can you inspire others to go the extra mile in rugged mountain terrain? Do you want more virgins than you can handle in Heaven? Are you fascinated by aerial drones? Then this job may be for you! Keep reading.

Al Qaeda has an immediate job opening for a #2 Commander to oversee logistics, recruitment, military weapons acquisition, burqa fashion enforcement and money-laundering.

Salary: Negotiable, based on previous experience wreaking havoc and destruction on corrupt, foreign, illegitimate, imperialist, capitalist, infidel governments destined to be swept aside by the hand of the Almighty when the Islamic Caliphate rises up.

Location: A cave in an undisclosed secret location somewhere in a mountainous region in Afghanistan (see map below right for exact location).

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Launching America’s next war: A War on Idiots

Launching America’s next war: A War on Idiots

I was recently astounded to read that the USA has more prisoners per capita than any other country in the world, easily surpassing #2 Russia. Did you know that the USA makes up just 5% of the world’s population but 25% of its prisoners? All I can say is WAY TO GO, AMERICA! 

We now have over 2 million Americans living in prison (several million more if you include New Jersey). The cause of the explosion in our inmate population over the past thirty years is primarily thanks to the incredible success of our War on Drugs, and only secondarily because of the many cast members of Jersey Shore who have served time.

A thoughtful examination of America’s War on Drugs leads to only one obvious conclusion: By any standard (other than reducing the level of our nation’s rampant drug abuse problem), this war has been an overwhelming success. The only thing left to do is hang a Mission Accomplished banner atop the fence along the U.S. – Mexican border.

Thanks to our impressive victory in the war on drugs, we have corralled thousands of our nation’s most dangerous habitually stoned South Park viewers and thrown them into the Graybar Hotel. Law-abiding Americans can now sleep safely, knowing they no longer have to fear that a deranged pothead might break into their home during a late night Harold and Kumar movie marathon in search of Doritos or other snack foods with dangerously unhealthy levels of high-fructose corn syrup.

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Jesus vs. the “Jesus Tablet” – a side by side comparison of our Savior vs. the Apple iPad

Jesus vs. the “Jesus Tablet” – a side by side comparison of our Savior vs. the Apple iPad

jesus vs ipadLast week, Apple began shipping the much hyped iPad, the sexy-looking, wafer-thin tabloid computer that Steve Jobs himself has called “the most important thing” he has ever done. While some detractors scoff that it’s nothing more than a larger version of the popular iPod Touch handheld device, the overwhelming sentiment of most people who have seen it is along the lines of “If I promise you my first born, will you let me leap to the front of the line?” Before the device was even on store shelves, Apple had already received a quarter million pre-orders. Some analysts forecast they could sell 5 million units in the first year, making it the most successful new product launch in history.

The evangelical fervor is bordering on hysteria. Some techno geeks who have never had a date in their lives are already calling it the greatest invention since Gutenberg printed the first Bible some 600 years ago. Others are simply calling it the Jesus Tablet, because of the almost mystic, spiritual aura surrounding this seeming “holy grail” of computer gadgetry. If that’s not enough of a Biblical connection, why is it that the Bible even has an entire book named after Apple’s founder, the Book of Jobs? At the risk of comparing apples to oracles, this leads me to ask the obvious theological-technological question: Which is better, Jesus or the new “Jesus Tablet”, the iPad?

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