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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
Staying Safe is as Simple as Washing and Wiping
During the Coronavirus pandemic, there are many important things you should do to protect yourself, like turning off the TV the moment you see President Trump standing near a podium. Perhaps almost as important is practicing good hygiene, starting with washing your hands with soap and water any time you touch something potentially toxic, like a shopping cart, a doorknob, or your five-year-old son, Nathan.
It’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature
In yet another journalistic first, the Award-Winning View from the Bleachers was able to get an exclusive interview with celebrated environmental advocate, Mother Nature. According to her, the Coronavirus is the best thing to happen to planet earth since the invention of the electric car or the Clapper.
According to Google, I am a Terrible Person
I used to think I was a pretty good person – a decent husband and a parent who tried to set a good model for my kids. All that changed when I did a Google search on my name. Wow, from what I found out about myself, I appear to have done some horrible things.
Important Coronavirus Safety Update from View from the Bleachers
Here at View from the Bleachers, I, along with the dozens of illegal immigrants that mow my lawn, take the health and safety of each VFTB reader seriously. That’s why I wanted to share some of the extra precautionary measures we’re taking for your safety. But if you do something boneheaded like stick a fork in a live outlet, that’s on you. Don’t come whining to me.
Today in Sports – Coronavirus Edition
Just because, thanks to the Coronavirus, there’s no baseball, basketball, hockey, football, NASCAR, Olympics, soccer, golf, horse racing, boxing, cycling, bowling, gymnastics, figure skating, curling or Australian Rules shuffleboard to talk about, that doesn’t mean there’s no sports to report. Not by a long shot!
Medical Experts Fear Trump May Have the Coronavirus
There is increasing evidence that President Trump may have been infected by the Coronavirus. Americans are cautioned to avoid any contact with the President and for Trump supporters to stay at home – at least until after the election.
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A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
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YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
