VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

Worrying Works – Trust Me, It’s Science

Worrying Works – Trust Me, It’s Science

My wife says that I worry too much, that I fret over every little thing that could go wrong, when the reality is, none of those things ever do. But she just doesn’t get it. She doesn’t understand that the act of worrying is actually a highly effective, scientifically backed method of preventing disaster. Sure, she says I’m “obsessive” or “paranoid” or “a nervous nelly,” but I’ve done the math, and I’m convinced I’m right: worrying works!

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Waiting for My Wife

Waiting for My Wife

A common complaint of many husbands is having to wait for their wives. Waiting as she picks out an outfit for the evening; waiting for her to finish putting on her makeup; waiting at the hospital while she takes forever to deliver their baby. I have no such complaints about my wife. No, I have to wait for her for an entirely different reason. And the wait can be endless.

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Don’t Become Pickleball’s Next Tragic Victim

Don’t Become Pickleball’s Next Tragic Victim

Pickleball may be sweeping the nation as our fastest growing sport. But make no mistake, it’s not just a game. It’s a death trap waiting to suck you into its treacherous evil clutches. If these statistics don’t terrify you and make you throw your paddle into a nearby volcano, then you’re living in denial – either that or you must not live near a volcano.

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An American Tourist’s Guide to Africa

An American Tourist’s Guide to Africa

As someone who has traveled all over the world, I know a thing or two about how to get around in foreign cultures. I recently returned from a three-week safari tour of southern Africa. Oh sure, there were incredible wild animals everywhere. But none of our wilderness lodges had ESPN, so I missed all of the baseball playoffs. Very disappointing.

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