VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

Searching for Bigfoot

Searching for Bigfoot

Now that I’m retired, I’ve been looking for a hobby to keep me busy and get me out of the house. And I think I’ve finally found it: Searching for Bigfoot. I live in the Pacific Northwest, practically Ground Zero for Bigfoot sightings over the past 50 years. And now there’s a $3 million prize when I capture him.

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Happy No Pants Day!

Happy No Pants Day!

May is my favorite month for several reasons: The weather is finally turning mild and sunny. The days are getting longer. And it has some fun holidays, like Star Wars Day and Cinco de Mayo, and my favorite holiday of all, No Pants Day. Yes, that’s a real holiday. Learn more.

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I Would Offer to Help But There’s a Cat on My Lap

I Would Offer to Help But There’s a Cat on My Lap

Lately, I’ve found yet another extremely useful function of our three cats, Buddy, Zippy, and Monster. And that’s to get me out of having to help around the house. That’s because my wife and I have a tacit agreement: When one of us is lying on the couch, and there’s a cat on our lap, we mustn’t disturb our furry friend from their peaceful slumber.

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