VIEW from the BLEACHERS
A humor blog
by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
I’ve Become an Artist – Mainly to Compete with My Wife
There’s one area where, if I’m being honest, I must grudgingly admit that my wife has an edge over her husband – anything to do with art. After all, she’s a professionally trained artist and has made her living at it for the past thirty years. But that’s all about to change. Because there’s room for more than one artist in our house. She’s in for some stiff competition from me! It’s going to be ugly (I’m talking about my art, that is).
Don’t Blame Me for My Bad Behavior. It’s My Wife’s Fault
The Bible has so many useful life lessons. Like the story of Adam and Eve. Turns out, when Eve goaded Adam into eating that forbidden apple, God banished them from the Garden of Eden. The lesson from this story is clear: Adam may have screwed up, but technically, it was really mostly Eve’s fault.
Tips for American Tourists in Pakistan
Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky
Seattle, Washington recently had a major scare that took place in the sky over the city that sent shockwaves through the citizens of “Rain City.” This is how the terrifying event was covered by one local newscast.
My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem
Dear Country Music, I’m writing to you because, I think it’s time we had a serious chat. You see, I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, and I’m starting to worry about you. I think you may have a drinking problem. Now hear me out and don’t get defensive.












