VIEW from the BLEACHERS
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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Announces More Bold Cabinet Picks
President-Elect Trump is wasting no time in assembling his cabinet. Some of the names have outraged critics. But he is just getting started. In the upcoming week Trump plans to announce several additional bold picks for key roles within his administration, sure to drive liberals up the wall. Can you say CIA Director Putin?
Life Lessons from My Second Best Friend
My best friend for the past 37+ years has been my wife. But for most of my life, my second best friend has been my younger sister, Betsy. Sadly, she passed away in 2021. In looking back at her life and our close lifelong bond, I realize she taught me many lessons about how to be a better, kinder, more generous person.
My Face is a Beard-Free Zone
There have been literally thousands, if not millions, of men throughout history who looked good in a beard. I am not one of them. Over the years, I’ve tried growing a beard several times, but after a few weeks, I always gave up. Because I didn’t like the way they looked on me – or made me feel. And I’m never wearing a beard ever again.
An Interview with the Last Remaining Undecided Voters
In the final weeks before the 2024 election, the contrast between the candidates could not be starker. And yet, incredibly, there are still a few people who haven’t made up their minds. Who are these people? What’s wrong with them? I mean, why are they still undecided? I recently conducted a focus group to find out why.
Where’s Wally? The Missing Emotional Support Alligator
I recently read a quirky small news about an elderly Pennsylvania man whose pet named Wally had gone missing. But Wally wasn’t a Schnauzer, a Dachshund, or even one of those annoying Persian cats. Wally is well, a little different. He’s an emotional support reptile. To be more specific, an emotional support ALLIGATOR!
How to Make Your Online Dating Profile Stand Out from the Crowd
Recently, a widower friend of mine decided he needed help in making his Match.com profile stand out from the crowd. He thought, as a writer, I could help. He came to just the right person… Or maybe not. Check out what I came up with and you decide.
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A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
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Laundry Wars
The Upside of Holding Onto Grudges
The Story of Yong Li
Worrying Works – Trust Me, It’s Science
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
