VIEW from the BLEACHERS

My personal search for signs of intelligent life in the universe and in my neighborhood

A humor blog

by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC

My Cat Buddy Announces His Bid for the Presidency in 2020

by TEJ | Sep 10, 2018 | Political humor | 4 Comments

My cat Buddy has decided that he wants to run for president. Why vote for my cat to be your next Commander-in-Chief? First, you’ll never catch him sleeping with a Playboy model (unless she scratches him behind the ears – then all bets are off). Read his argument, and please, keep an open mind, won’t you?

Fashion Tip for Middle-Aged Men: Hair to Dye For

by TEJ | Sep 5, 2018 | Lifestyles humor | 1 Comment

If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here’s what Republicans would say

by TEJ | Aug 23, 2018 | In the News Humor, Political humor | 0 Comments

My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer

by TEJ | Aug 15, 2018 | Business humor, Fun and Leisure Humor | 6 Comments

You Can Take a Hike

by TEJ | Jul 18, 2018 | Fun and Leisure Humor | 1 Comment

Hiking is one of America’s favorite pastimes, especially, if like me, you live in the Pacific Northwest. But I have never understood the appeal. Seems to me like way too much work just to see a bunch of rocks and trees. And once you reach the summit, good luck finding a Starbucks, let alone cell phone reception.

Soap Box Derby – The Thrill of It All

by TEJ | Jul 10, 2018 | Fun and Leisure Humor | 0 Comments

You can take your top-fuel eliminator dragsters that go from zero to 300 in 4 seconds. I’ll take my race car spectator sport in the slow lane. The very, very slow lane.