VIEW from the BLEACHERS
A humor blog
by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
You Can Take a Hike
Hiking is one of America’s favorite pastimes, especially, if like me, you live in the Pacific Northwest. But I have never understood the appeal. Seems to me like way too much work just to see a bunch of rocks and trees. And once you reach the summit, good luck finding a Starbucks, let alone cell phone reception.
Soap Box Derby – The Thrill of It All
You can take your top-fuel eliminator dragsters that go from zero to 300 in 4 seconds. I’ll take my race car spectator sport in the slow lane. The very, very slow lane.
Welcome to Portland
Side-By-Side Comparison of the Roomba vs. the Timba
In In a recent test of traditional vacuum cleaning methods versus the latest robot vacuum called the Roomba, we compared a variety of features to determine which was superior. The results may surprise you. (Nah, probably not.)
The Amazing Happiness Diet
My Overdue Thank-You Letter
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Give Someone Special the Very Best of View from the Bleachers
A collection of Tim Jones' all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
Recent posts
Gerber Adult Baby Food – and Other Epic Marketing Disasters
Living in a Looney Tunes World
Warning Signs Your Spouse Might Be a Birder
Say What? The Hearing-Impaired Game Show Contestant
BREAKING WEATHER ALERT: Seattle Braces for Extremely Mild, Pleasant July Weather
Why Most Cats Suck at Pickleball
BREAKING HEALTH ALERT: Ice Cream Declared Superfood — Kale Classified as Biohazard
COVID: Now Even More Contagious Than Your Aunt Linda’s Gossip – And Just As Unavoidable
Strategies to Stretch Your Dollar as Prices Surge
The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones's many parenting failures -- Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
