VIEW from the BLEACHERS
A humor blog
by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
If Trump shot Michael Cohen in broad daylight, here’s what Republicans would say
My Short-Lived Career as a BINGO Announcer
You Can Take a Hike
Hiking is one of America’s favorite pastimes, especially, if like me, you live in the Pacific Northwest. But I have never understood the appeal. Seems to me like way too much work just to see a bunch of rocks and trees. And once you reach the summit, good luck finding a Starbucks, let alone cell phone reception.
Soap Box Derby – The Thrill of It All
You can take your top-fuel eliminator dragsters that go from zero to 300 in 4 seconds. I’ll take my race car spectator sport in the slow lane. The very, very slow lane.
Welcome to Portland
Side-By-Side Comparison of the Roomba vs. the Timba
In In a recent test of traditional vacuum cleaning methods versus the latest robot vacuum called the Roomba, we compared a variety of features to determine which was superior. The results may surprise you. (Nah, probably not.)
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Give Someone Special the Very Best of View from the Bleachers
A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
Recent posts
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUBLISH THIS IMAGE
How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying
War Games
The Bravest Man I Barely Knew
Trump Announces More Federal Agency Name Changes
Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
The Heartbreak of Time Blindness
Facebook Is Not Good for My Self-Esteem
Mr. Above Average
Trump’s Latest Bold Announcements – Special Epstein Files Edition
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
