VIEW from the BLEACHERS
A humor blog
by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
Don’t Blame Me for My Bad Behavior. It’s My Wife’s Fault
The Bible has so many useful life lessons. Like the story of Adam and Eve. Turns out, when Eve goaded Adam into eating that forbidden apple, God banished them from the Garden of Eden. The lesson from this story is clear: Adam may have screwed up, but technically, it was really mostly Eve’s fault.
Tips for American Tourists in Pakistan
Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky
Seattle, Washington recently had a major scare that took place in the sky over the city that sent shockwaves through the citizens of “Rain City.” This is how the terrifying event was covered by one local newscast.
My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem
Dear Country Music, I’m writing to you because, I think it’s time we had a serious chat. You see, I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, and I’m starting to worry about you. I think you may have a drinking problem. Now hear me out and don’t get defensive.
When It Comes to Tipping, I’m Reaching My Tipping Point
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Give Someone Special the Very Best of View from the Bleachers
A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
Recent posts
War Games
The Bravest Man I Barely Knew
Trump Announces More Federal Agency Name Changes
Don’t Worry – Artificial Intelligence Has Everything Under Control
The Heartbreak of Time Blindness
Facebook Is Not Good for My Self-Esteem
Mr. Above Average
Trump’s Latest Bold Announcements – Special Epstein Files Edition
My Shortest Date
Why It is Important Always to Proofread Your Texts Before You Press SEND – Revised
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
