VIEW from the BLEACHERS
A humor blog
by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky
Seattle, Washington recently had a major scare that took place in the sky over the city that sent shockwaves through the citizens of “Rain City.” This is how the terrifying event was covered by one local newscast.
My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem
Dear Country Music, I’m writing to you because, I think it’s time we had a serious chat. You see, I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern lately, and I’m starting to worry about you. I think you may have a drinking problem. Now hear me out and don’t get defensive.
When It Comes to Tipping, I’m Reaching My Tipping Point
Why Trump Should Be Immune From Prosecution But Biden Should Not
Taylor Swift, Please Don’t Break My Heart
I’m a big fan of Taylor Swift. Call me a Swiftie. But I am starting to get concerned that if she ever entered into an affair with me, she just might break my heart – not to mention royally piss off my wife – and Travis Kelce, for that matter. So, Taylor, if you’re reading this, let’s just agree to be friends. Our lives are complicated enough as they are.
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Give Someone Special the Very Best of View from the Bleachers
A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
Recent posts
My Shortest Date
Why It is Important Always to Proofread Your Texts Before You Press SEND – Revised
Laundry Wars
The Upside of Holding Onto Grudges
The Story of Yong Li
Worrying Works – Trust Me, It’s Science
ICE Cracks Down on Dangerous Threats to National Security
Honest Conversations
Waiting for My Wife
Don’t Become Pickleball’s Next Tragic Victim
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
