VIEW from the BLEACHERS
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by Tim Jones, BA, JD, MBA, ESQ, FAQ, INC, LOL, WTF, UBU, IDK, ETC
Tim’s Home Office News
Ever since I moved from Seattle to Camano Island, I now work at home, by myself, as an independent contractor / consultant. Recently, in order to feel a little less isolated, I instituted my own company newsletter, which I call Tim’s Home Office News. I thought you might like to read the latest installment.
Ten Years of Silliness – A Look Back on a Decade of View from the Bleachers (Part 2 of 2)
This is Part 2 of a two-part look back at the first ten years of View from the Bleachers, with links to my all-time favorite columns I’ve written. If you didn’t like Part 1, I hate to break it to you, but you’re probably not going to like Part 2 any better, buddy.
Donald Trump’s Latest Five-Day Weather Forecast
In the wake of President Trump’s stunningly accurate forecast that Hurricane Dorian would hit Alabama (he was off by less than 500 miles), he’s decided to take on a new job responsibility: the nation’s Meteorologist-in-Chief.
Ten Years of Silliness – A Look Back on a Decade of View from the Bleachers
A look back at the first ten years of View from the Bleachers, with links to my all-time favorite columns I’ve written. (This is Part 1 of a two-part piece.)
Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND
In a surprise move nobody saw coming, President Trump announced the Deal of the Century. “It’s way better a deal that Jefferson’s lame Louisiana Purchase from France.” Trump added, “Lets MAKE GREENLAND GREEN AGAIN.”
If You Need a Lawyer, I Found Just the Guy
If you’ve run into a streak of bad luck, say, your wife is divorcing you, the IRS is auditing you for failure to pay back taxes, and you just totaled another dude’s car in an accident that was your fault. Well, then you’re screwed. Sorry. Can’t help you. But for the rest of you, meet Marvin Guerkin, Attorney at Law.
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Give Someone Special the Very Best of View from the Bleachers
A collection of Tim Jones’ all-time funniest View from the Bleachers articles he’s written over the years.
Recent posts
My Shortest Date
Why It is Important Always to Proofread Your Texts Before You Press SEND – Revised
The Thrill of Watching Televised Fishing
Laundry Wars
The Upside of Holding Onto Grudges
The Story of Yong Li
Worrying Works – Trust Me, It’s Science
ICE Cracks Down on Dangerous Threats to National Security
Honest Conversations
Waiting for My Wife
YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE
Read this hysterically funny book about Tim Jones’s many parenting failures — Sure to make you feel like Parent of the Year by comparison.
